[笑話] 猷太人和中國人做生意 Jews and Chinese doing business

一個中國人要跟猶太人買38尺寸的黑色胸罩
A Chinese goes to a Jew to buy black bras size 38.

猶太人以擅於經商聞名 說黑色胸罩很少 很難找 所以一個要美金50元
The Jew, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50 for them.

中國人買了25件
The Chinese buys 25 pairs.

幾天後中國人回來找猶太人這次訂50件
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.

猶太人說這更難 一件要60美金
The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60 each.

一個月後 中國人又回來買50件 這次一件要75美金
The Chinese returns a month later and buys the Jew’s remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75 each.


猶太人疑惑為何有這麼大黑色胸罩的需求 就問中國人 你是怎麼處理這些黑色胸罩?
The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black bras and asks the Chinese, please tell me:
What do you do with all these black bras?

中國人回答說我把它剪成一半 作成猶太人帶的小帽子 一個200美金賣給猶太人
The Chinese answers: ‘I cut them in half and sell the halves as skull caps to the Jews for $200 each.